Sunday, August 12, 2012

Long Tall Sally

Kleid dress - Maxi dress

This is the Kleid dress, it’s a Maxi dress created by Cottelli and sells for $49.99 +tax. This is a beautiful long black dress that you can wear to night clubs (if you’re adventurous), it’s great to be worn at sex parties guaranteed to turn heads everywhere you go. It made out of a netting with polyester material draping over covering the private parts.

It’s made out of 100% polyester, it has a low tolerance for abuse so you need to be careful when wearing this. It is combustible so you need to be careful not to get too close to any open flames.
If you do accidentally catch this and any polyester fiber on fire it’ll shrivel up, adhere to the body, and become very painful before it puts itself out so be careful with any polyester that you wear not only this dress. Being Polyester it can be hand-washed in luke warm water with a gentle detergent. It can be ironed only at a low temperatures and wears well.

This is available for the following sizes: small, medium, large, and extra large. However: these are miss-sized they seem to run smaller than what they say.

Mine was ordered and came in am XL, it has very little stretch to it and it fits more like a large. I stand 5’5” and when I had this on it had a good foot/foot and a half draping over the floor so modifications will be needed. This would be more suited for the taller women out there I’d say at least 6′” or so. This and other remarkable products can be bought at http://www.edenfantasys.com/. Why pay more? When you can cut out the middle man and save some money. Also get an added 15% off your entire order by using my code TEZ. This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Torpedo Launched


This cute little guy is a Water missile probe, is made by Cal. Exotics, and sells for the low price of $15.99. The battery compartment is also the dial that can be turned for different vibrations. Now this is a probe meaning that it is for anal use, however: this can be used anywhere. True to the name you can use this for anal play, nipple, clitoral and vaginal pleasures. You can do some secret shower play because it is waterproof thanks to the plastic seal keeping water out. This lovely probe has a beautifully tapered head for easy anal insertion. This probe is only compatible with oil and water lubricants.
For those of us who have allergies you'll be glad that this is Hypo-allergenic, latex, and phthalates free. With this being made of plastic you can clean it with rubbing alcohol all over it from top to the dial, antibacterial soap, and wipes which are also sold at Edenfantasys. Places of extreme heat such as the dishwasher is not advised unless you want to toss it afterwards. The toy takes two AAA batteries and they are inserted into the base with both positive sides facing down.
It comes in three color which are a very pretty blue, a lovely shade of pink as well as a beautiful purple. At first when I saw this I thought it was metal, but as I said before it is plastic. At first it was sort of awkward positioning myself in the shower, lubing myself as well as the toy and the awkward insertion. After a couple of minutes both in and out of the shower, it became easier and more enjoyable to use. Now I rarely do anal and vaginal with the same toy but when I do I use a condom over the toy for anal play, and the same is for if I share toys always use condom over them with everyone that the toys are shared with. If I don't want to share I leave them at home which is most of the time. The total length is 5 1/2”, insertable length of 4 1/2", with a circumference of 3".

Some may say that this is no good for either vaginal or anal play but really it is up to the potential buyer. Myself I like the fact that this makes a great opener for larger anal toys especially since I haven't had anal play in a while. I much prefer being stretched easily than having something larger being forcibly shoved up my ass. Now on this probe there is no flared base which would concern most people. The only thing that you do is just hold the dial end of the probe while you are playing either with yourself or with a partner. Again if you go from anal to vaginal or share with multiple partners, or if you switch and use this on each other, you need a condom to save the toy and yourself germ free.
This and other remarkable products can be bought at edenfantasys. Why pay more, when you can just simply cut out the middle man and save some money. Also get an added 15% off your entire order by using my code TEZ. This and other fantastic products can be bought at Edenfantasys.


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Probe by California Exotic
Material: Plastic
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Monday, February 13, 2012

Oh So Tasty!!




The Good head deep throat spray by Doc Johnson is a remarkable little product. Coming in a short plastic spray pump bottle containing two ounces of a tasty liquid it will help you take him deeper than you have taken him before for a short time before re-applying the spray. The instructions say to only use one squirt but I found it takes two to three squirts for its desired effects. The numbing effect only lasted for about four minutes before reapplication is needed. Not only is this a desensitizing spray for oral sex but it can be used as a breath spray, it can help with irritation and pain in the throat and mouth. It can even help with canker sore pain and gum issues caused by the teeth (temporarely) until you see the dentist.

 For those of us who long to give or receive long, deep, mind-blowing head without the discomfort and gag reflex, I suggest having this bottle beside us for quick reapplication so you won’t be stopping to look for it than have to start over again. The Good head deep throat spray comes in three flavors: cherry, cinnamon, and mint, mine just happened to have come in cinnamon. While I am not a huge fan of cinnamon this is still pretty tasty stuff.

For people with known allergies, you need to check out the ingredients of each of the sprays to avoid allergic reactions.
Ingredients are: Alcohol Denat., Flavor (Aroma), PEG-40 Hydrogented Castor Oil. PVP. Sucralose, Water (Aqua). May Contain: Caramel color, Blue 1 (CI42090), Red 40 (CI16035), Yellow 5 (CI19140)

This and other remarkable products can be bought at edenfantasys. Why pay more? When you can just simply cut out the middle man and save some money. Also get an added 15% off your entire order by using my code TEZ. This and other fantastic products can be bought at Edenfantasys.


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Edible spray by Doc Johnson
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.





Friday, November 25, 2011

The Pleasure of Leisure

Leisure - Dildo


Another great product sold at Edenfantasys!! This silky smooth piece of heaven is the Leisure – dildo by Tantus, it’s beautiful, very flexible unlike most strap-on dongs which are unbending and can become painful. This after a few tries has quickly become one of my toys at the top of my toy chest (as far as a strap-on dong goes), having a multitude of purposes for self and even mutual satisfaction. With the capability of being used for solo play either vaginally or anally if anal use is in play you need to protect the toy against germs by using a condom over it, and the same goes for multiple partners, switching condoms with each player would be a great idea otherwise you’re defeating the safety purpose. It does calls for a water base lubricant.

This is very affordable at $44.99 for something so comfortable that you’d want to use it again and again (or at least I do). It came in a standing plastic see-through box and was encased in a plastic bubble with a cute little bullet by its side, it has the name Tantus stamped at its base, and a hole in the underside of it for the insertion of the bullet which slips in easily. The vibrations can be felt all the way to the top which in itself is impressive to me. This is made of the safest material out there Silicone which which is “suppose” to repel dirt and bacteria (but mine seems to searxch it out) and (thankfully) doesn’t fall apart with extended friction. The bullet that came with this is powered by 3 watch batteries (batteries included) and has a push button switch. While it is water resistant it’s not water proof . So it’s fine to play with while in the shower just not so for tub use.

After taking the bullet out of the bottom of this dong you can clean it by boiling it for 3 minutes it’s dishwasher safe (top rack), and for a quick clean antibacterial soap and water works just as well. It’s extremely safe being made out of Food-grade material, is Hypo-allergenic, Latex free, and Phthalates free for anyone with allergies. It’s total length is 7” of which 6 1/2” is insertable, it’s 4” round and is O-ring compatible for those who are looking for another dong for your strap-ons, it will fit just about any size O-ring making it perfect for just about all strap-on harness products.

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Dildo by Tantus
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Monday, October 3, 2011

Ups and Downs

Platinum charisma zia


These beauties are the Platinum Charisma Zia made by Cal Exotics. These are rather large personal massager; whose measurements are: 4 3/4 inches long (without the base attached) and 6 inches with it on, with an insert able length of 3 inches (which is 4 inches since you now have a base), it just depends on the users’ mood at the time. It also measures 5 1/2 inches round, and the each weigh little over 4 ounces. As you can see, they come in two beautiful colors both purple and pink. It is rather large in girth and a little long in length for a “discreet massager”.
It has quite a velvety feel to be made of a hard plastic; there is no smell or weird taste. As for the shape, it has two thick circular bumps going around it for added sensation. Also there’s an odd scoop design in the tip of it reminding me of an ice cream dipper Which fits perfectly over the clit for clitoral stimulation (granted) for it to get you off you’ll more than likely need some  help, either from a partner or by another toy in your arsenal. 
These little beauties do have a lustful appetite of their own for double A batteries (batteries not included) that you put in at the bottom part of the vibrator. In order to get the bottom off to insert batteries, you need to twist to open and close (lefty Loosy, righty Tighty) it make sure that it’s snug in case you want to play in the tub or shower also take the batteries out of the unit to help them work longer. For other speeds, all you do is twist the dial on the base where you put the batteries in. When you get finished using the Zia you clean it with warm water and soap or any  toy cleaner.
 I was unsure what to think when I first say it and its size; and when I decided to try it out, I really did not like the fact that it was so big in my hand. I was constantly moving my hand to get a better fit, but it did fit my clit perfectly in the scoop at the top of the Zia. The Zia is almost very silent as I was running her, although (she is a battery guzzler). I inserted my Zia vaginally and it was a tight fit somewhat uncomfortable for me. After a few minutes though I started relaxing I just laid perfectly still in my dark room. Then I started feeling the Zia start moving on its own (not in and out) but turning on its own and my vaginal muscles started to contract, I could literally feel my muscles reacting to the Zia, which was a very hot.
 Overall, I am glad I went ahead and got my Zia! She has her down side but then, her good side really makes up for it. This and other remarkable products are available for purchase at http://www.edenfantasys.com/. Why pay more? When you can simply cut out the middle-man and save some money.. Also, get an added 15% off your entire order by using my code TEZ.

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Discreet massager by California Exotic
Material: PU coated plastic
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This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.